would you consider it OK to walk around with
a hamper of dirty clothes.
would you pay $80 for a parking space 6
blocks away.
would you paint your face blue and gold to
go out with your friends.
would you get an education and your parents
would get smarter.
would you make grilled cheese sandwiches
with an iron.
would you brag about a steady diet of Ramen
Noodles.
would you pay $300/month to share a
glorified closet with a complete stranger.
would you highlight parts of a book you
didn't like.
would you write a paper about a play written
by a guy that's been dead for 400 years.
would you consider 10 a.m. "early."
would you consider midnight the time to
settle down and get some work done.
would you stand in a restroom for two hours
talking to someone.
would you dye your hair, get a tattoo or
pierce a body part in order to "fit in."
would you be able to live and go to school
on $15,000 a year and think "you had it made."
would you find a way to plug a TV, VCR, DVD,
stereo, computer, printer, clock, lamp, aquarium, cell phone charger, blow dryer and
refrigerator into a two-outlet wall socket.
would you get away with walking around in
the clothes you slept in last night.
would you be able to get a low interest,
unsecured loan with deferred payments and use the money for personal
expenses.
would you borrow $25,000 and take five years
to get a degree that qualifies you for a job that pays $25,000 a year.
would you pay $79.95 plus tax for a book you
weren't going to read.
would you spend 45 hours listening to some
guy talk about a book he had written that you hadn't read.
would you put up with an obnoxious roommate
just because he had a cute girlfriend.
would you meet the love of your life three
times in one semester.
would you find your life's calling three
times in three semesters.
would you be able to escape the hometown you
run back to every weekend.
would you be able to get high-speed Internet
access for free.
would you be able to see a "Trekkies" meeting, a gay
pride march, a global warming conference and a football game all on the same
day.
would you consider cold pizza and a warm Dew a
good breakfast.
would you "rescue" an old couch from the
curb and consider it a "find."
would you complain about the flavor,
texture, cost and temperature of every meal and still gain 15 pounds in a
year.
would you skip class because the weather was too
bad and then tow a sled 15 blocks to get "provisions" for your "Too
Cold To Study" party.
would you consider "good seats" to be in the
last row of the classroom and the first row of the bleachers.